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The Onion: Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 98 seconds Global video hits: 47583 The Chinese government explained that the fatal disease is caused by the excitement of the Olympics, not infected birds, as was previously reported. Related: 2008, beijing, china, comedy, fake, funny, michael, news, olympics, onion, phelps, satire, swimming |
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The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013 Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 148 seconds Global video hits: 631108 Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out. Related: all, comedy, cyrus, fake, funny, hannah, miley, montana, news, official, onion, over, parody, satire, start, video |
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The onion Movie Posted by: cskeller07
Video duration: 105 seconds Global video hits: 461260 Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior. Related: movie, onion, the |
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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass' Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 182 seconds Global video hits: 206716 Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions. Related: badass, capital, comedy, court, death, fake, funny, justice, law, news, penalty, punishment, satire, supreme |
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The Onion: Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 128 seconds Global video hits: 100423 The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: blockbuster, comedy, fake, movies, news, renting, satire, trailers, video |
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The Onion: Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power? Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 130 seconds Global video hits: 237019 Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 1984, government, onion, power, robots, technology |
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The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 167 seconds Global video hits: 230342 An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 911, al, bush, center, cheney, comedy, conspiracy, fake, news, onion, qaeda, satire, theory, trade, world |
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The Onion: McCain Declines Secret Service Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 100 seconds Global video hits: 255490 John McCain claims that if elected he would save taxpayers millions by eliminating the Secret Service and defending himself instead. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: barack, clinton, comedy, election, fake, hillary, john, mccain, news, obama, onion, satire |
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The Onion: 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Made Into Feature Film Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 163 seconds Global video hits: 263211 Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: comedy, downey, fake, funny, iron, jr., man, news, official, onion, robert, satire, theatrical, trailer |
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The Onion: Most Children Not In Favor Of Child Healthcare Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 104 seconds Global video hits: 101712 A recent survey of children found that they are overwhelmingly opposed to increased doctor visits and vaccinations. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: barack, children, comedy, doctor, election, fake, family, funny, healthcare, john, mccain, news, obama, satire |
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The Onion: Army Holds Annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 74 seconds Global video hits: 188640 Girls between the ages of 8 and 14 spent the day helping their parents fight insurgents and defuse mines. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: army, bush, cheney, george, iraq, military, onion, war |
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The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 180 seconds Global video hits: 179771 Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper. Related: barack, comedy, election, fake, funny, john, mccain, news, obama, politics, satire, voting |
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The Onion: Breaking News - Something Happening In Haiti Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 133 seconds Global video hits: 23538 Important news out of Haiti's capital today. The Onion's Don Abrams reports live. More coverage at: http://www.onion.com Related: haiti, international, news, onion, the |
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The Onion: NASA Tests Effects Of Space On Fat Astronaut Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 136 seconds Global video hits: 44911 Mission specialist Robert Barrett first became suspicious when he noticed most of his tasks involved measuring his waist and eating cookie dough. Related: astonaut, comedy, fake, fat, funny, nasa, news, onion, people, satire, space |
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The Onion: Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 99 seconds Global video hits: 156438 Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food. Related: comedy, dominos, fake, fast, food, funny, news, onion, pizza, satire |
